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1. |
Outside
a muffler shop: "No appointment
necessary, we hear you coming."
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2. |
Outside
a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced
people." |
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3. |
On
a desk in a reception room: "We
shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
2nd one just left." |
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4. |
In
a veterinarians waiting room: "Be
back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
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5. |
At
the electric company: "We would
be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't you will
be." |
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6. |
On
the door of a computer store: "Out
for a quick byte." |
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7. |
In
a restaurant window: "Don't stand
there and be hungry, come on in and
get fed up." |
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8. |
Inside
a bowling alley: "Please be quiet,
we need to hear a pin drop." |
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9. |
In
the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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10. |
In
a counselors office: "Growing
old is mandatory, growing wise is
optional. |